We used to avoid guys who looked like this on the street or near dark alleys.

Doesn’t he remind you of a horror movie character?

If you saw him in your bank, you’d call the cops to report a holdup.

Is that guy wearing makeup?

I think that might be my dentist, I’ll wait to see if he recognizes me.

Gee, I thought only Asian tourists dressed like that.

Honey, does this match my outfit?

Why are my glasses always fogging up now?

Don’t worry, nobody cares how you look anymore.

Nice hat, it really compliments your facial features.

Hey, wait, that is my dentist. Sorry Doc, I didn’t recognize you with the hat.